Yesterday my brother made some really good chicken. This is a variation of a Jamie Oliver recipe. Here is how you make it...

Ingredients
A Small Child
DVD of Kung fu Panda or Ice Age
Chicken Breasts (3)
Soy Sauce to taste
A bunch of Spring Onions
Ginger
Five Spice, 2 teaspoons
Honey, 3 teaspoons
Salt, to taste
A Chilli Pepper
Lemon Juice, some
Oil, a little
Egg Noodles

Unwrap the DVD and remove disk, place disk in the DVD player. Take the small child and place him in the living room in full view of the TV. Turn on the DVD player if you haven't already done so and hit the play button. You must now act quickly because the rest of the cooking is time sensitive, you have 92 minutes.

Take a piece of root ginger about the size of a small child's hand, slice it thinly (ginger not child's hand). Slice the chilly pepper and fry it up with a little oil in a large frying pan. Slice up the onions and add them to the mix. Then cut up the chicken into cubes about half an inch to an inch and add it to the pan also. Once the chicken is slightly browned add everything else and let it simmer until the sauce tends to thicken or you get bored of waiting. During this time you should make the egg noodles.

Remove from pan, retrieve child and serve with egg noodles (the food not the child).

Finish eating and reply to this blog and let us know how it went!